Saving the World; One Person At A Time[sm] _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Make Every Day Christmas; Every Night Christmas Eve!
Vice-President Gore's January 2006 speech in defense of the United States Constitution, will prove to be his finest moment in public service. It is time to stop, think, reflect. To decide where we are as a nation, and where we desire to proceed. We commend the MOST HONORABLE CONSERVATIVE [former] CONGRESSMAN BOB BARR, for his contribution. Emphasizing, Gore's concerns are non-partisan. The sincerest anxiety for all liberals, conservatives and others. We stand with any citizen, who stands with The Constitution, and the Rule of Law founded upon the Dictates of Reason.
"The man who declares he is not political, is!" The Politician
"Fear is the Death of Faith. Faith, with Love, is Invincible!" The Mystic
“Seek Truth, not Praise; and Praise will be yours.” The Mystic
"Failure to obey the dictates of conscience opens entry into the realm of moral criminality." The Philosopher The Theologian
OPINIONS
"The person who claims not to have an opinion, is most opinionated." The Philosopher
OPINIONS ARE
the essence of FREE SPEECH
ESPECIALLY UNPOPULAR OPINIONS
THIS CREATES THE GREAT DEBATE IN DEMOCRACY
A man without an opinion is a man who does not think. A man who does not think has his thinking done by others. The Philosopher
REGARDING OPINIONS
There are opinions. There are informed opinions. And, there allegedly exist expert opinions. Nevertheless, opinions remain what they are; merely one person's opinion. From another perspective, opinions are like armpits, every one possesses them, however some remain perpetually offensive and malodorous. However, just as no one can be required to surrender their armpits; neither does our constitution sanction opinions being frcibly relinquished. Thus, each is at liberty to proclaim their opinion as fact - the truth. Nonetheless, no one is obliged to trust their veracity or mental capacity. The Philosopher and The Satirist 6:52 AM 10/20/04
JUDY WOODRUFF
It is understatement to say we were shocked Judy Woodruff would be leaving "Inside Politics." Through the years she has been another ethical guide and "trustworthy." This is like losing a member of your family. God Speed, Judy. Thanks for your pristine example. All of US P.S. "You will be missed." The Cynic
"Thank God, Cokie Roberts is back. The women shall lead us."
“Those who personalize politics, poison The Well, do so at their own peril.” The Former Politician with The Cynic
"The First Amendment guarantees you the absolute right to make a fool of yourself, but not another." The Law Professor
"Did ya see em panickin in Washinton, when the two kids were learnin how to fly their tiny plane. Youd think there was a chickenhawk Convention in town. What would John Wayne think?" Uncle Bubba
"Now, here's a thought for the day- Dont Think! It jus makes ya unhappier. Its like thinkin bout my Miss Margaret. That dont mean like Im gunna see her cept on that TV." Our Liberal Uncle Bubba
"Mean Uncle Fester says never do no good cause bad will happen ta ya. Do bad like everyone else in this bad world, and good'll happen ta ya. Also money is more important than people. Ya give a man a choice of money or doin the right thing, he'll choose ..... So. take from others what theyd take from you if they had half a chance. Stealin aint no crime less ya get caught. Publican Servatives gotta a name for it - business. Like give da business ta others before they give the business ta you. Servatives serve mankind by sellin to em. Ats what Jesus meant when He said give that money to Caesar. Nother words, tha rich get richer. Its the laws of God. Like da one sayin the business of Merica is business. Did ya ever hear the one- give em the business?" Liberal Uncle Bubba
PS Time for him to meet The Cynic
"Only Paul Bagala and Jimmy [as we call em back home] Carville
of at the [sorry] Crossfire Show can use our jokin round n joshin n yarnin without none of 'em copywriten problems. Caus they got good senses of the humors. Hey, they better not take em off em air waves. At will make Mama and Gramma mad. And, you dont want to make em mad. Only God can help ya then - maybe?""
Our Liberal Uncle Bubba
"Mama says Pres. Bush got such a good sense of humor, he's gunna have us laughlin all the way to the Poorhouse." Our Liberal Uncle Bubba
"All eyes on this Papacy." the prophet?
"To Frist, the meaning of the 'Fist In The Velvet Glove" will be revealed" the prophet?
“In life’s masquerade ball, who do we really know?” The Cynic [“What a happy young man. Thank you for ruining my day. I'm still depressed by the kid's thinking.” The Philosopher
"Hello??? If we satirize you, it means WE LIKE YOU!!! You possess the goodwill, good humor, and strength of character to take a little ribbing. Best Wishes to those chosen." The Satirist
"Make no assumptions, then you will KNOW The Truth" The Philosopher
"Those convinced they know the absolute truth, are corrupted absolutely" The Philosopher
STATING AN OBJECTION RE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
"We must morally object to those using the racist card in analysis of the illegal immigration issue. Unfortunately, this has been the disturbing case regarding Lou Dobbs' coverage of this important issue. All must act in good faith to discover a comprehensive equitable solution to 'the negatives' of the problem. So, Please, allow everyone to discuss every aspect, and refrain from cheap shots. Patiently, with reasoned discourse, we can solve this; especially for, the oppressed people of central and south America." "All of US."
BEST WISHES TO Jerry Falwell For his speedy recovery from serious illness. Yes. Believe it or not, we love you as our Brother in The Father. We are praying for you. All of Us
"Righteous Indignation is good anger in opposition to Injustice." The Philosopher
BLOGGER HEADHUNTING "We thought the moral objective was to correct errors and mistakes. Set the record straight. To make a contributionto society and truth. Cover issues the main stream media ignored or were without knowledge. NOT TO GET PEOPLE FIRED! Ruin their families' lives! A Code of Self-Regulatory Blogger Ethics Our New Motto! "Seek the Truth, but DO NO HARM in its discovery." The Philosopher
"REASON, FACTUAL CORROBORATION, MATURE RESTRAINT, PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. NO REPORTAGE WITHOUT ETHICALLY CONSIDERING THE DEFAMATORY CONSEQUENCES TO ANOTHER'S PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE." All of Us
THE PASSING OF JOHN RAITT MAY HE R.I.P.
John Raitt had many accomplishments in life. However, his greatest contribution was his daughter Bonnie Raitt. An exceptional ethical example to all on how to benevolently conduct one's life in the face of seemingly overwhelming hardships. Her service to others, by creation of the Rhythm and Blues Foundation, illustrates ethics activated into reality combating injustice. The Foundation assists recording artists "contractually defrauded" of just financial compensation for their talents and success. Jimmy Croce would be proud. Our condolences
"Say what you think. Do what you say." The Philosopher
“ "Now, here's a thought for the day- Dont Think! It jus makes ya unhappier. Its like thinkin bout my Miss Margaret. That dont mean like Im gunna see her cept on that TV." Our Liberal Uncle Bubba
“In life’s masquerade ball, who do we really know?” The Cynic [“What a happy young man. Thank you for ruining my day. I'm still depressed by the kid's thinking.” The Philosopher]
A wise professor advised, "If you remember only one thing: Politics and economics (money) are INEXTRICABLY entwined at all levels. Impossible to separate. Success in problem-solving national policy is impossible without a grounding in economics. Otherwise, you are THE EDUCATED-NAIVE. Wandering through life asking, "Gee I wonder why that happened?"
"Beneficial Fear averts CATASTROPHE. One one hand, omnipresent Human Insecurity encourages one to ignore unfounded anxiety; yet, rational Fear of inevitable calamity dictates precautions contrary to its abysmal consequences." The Philosopher
"THERE IS NO FUTURE PROSPERITY FOR AMERICA. THERE IS NO THERE, THERE!" The Economist
The youthful Cynic quoted Dr. MLK, "Yeah. Why should we? If not us, who? If not now, when? If you love your country, you love its people from which you came. You act in their best interests. Otherwise, YOU love only yourself, not your country. This issue has become a matter of conscience - conviction." A classic moment of uncontrollable hysterical laughter erupted
WHO IS OUR NEIGHBOR – MY BROTHER?
Cain cemented God’s Wrath when The Father demanded to know, “Cain, where is your Brother Abel?” Cain arrogantly replied, “What? Am I now to be my Brother’s Keeper?” God answered by severe punishment. In effect, Yes you are to be your brother’s keeper, not murder him, and try to cover it up. Who did Jesus say our neighbor – our brother was. We are to be the Good Samaritan. All men and women are our brothers and sisters. Especially, when in need! All of us bonded as one in The Father’s Family Of Creation. [A Creation still in Evolution, as science knows, this very moment.]
"Those quick to condemn others, are quick to forgive themselves." The Philosopher
A D.C, politician said to a baseball player, "Now, Kid. If ya wanna be a star, ya need ta follow Zen Buddhism. It's simple, ya just gotta become the ball. Like 'BE THE BALL.'" The Player responded, "What are you one of em crazy liberals? Who wants to be the ball. I wanna be THE BAT, Stupid! I heard bout you guys." THE SATIRIST
"It's like my DADDY used ta say, 'Life's like time, when yur dead ya aint got enough; when yur live it dont matter much.' We burried him with his two favorite things ..." "Charles Dudley Warner was sayin 'Politics makes strange bedfellows.' But MAMA says 'Hell. Dem publicans are havin origamies.' And, Mama's, like the Pope; never wrong." "It's like our MAMA always says, 'Some of em liberals are so moderate, they're MEDIAocre. And, I is gettin mad bout thiz markcist stuff. Only marckcists we liberals knowed is Groucho, Harpo, Polo and their brother Shields." P.S. If yar gunna do sometin gettin Mama mad, for yur own sake, dont do it.
Its like the guy in at movie, Mama says 'Life is like a box of chokalates, you dont know exactly what yur gunna get, but fur sure yur gonna eat all thebox and get FATTER." Our Liberal Uncle Bubba
Religion "Religion, more than politics, is the sanctuary of scoundrels." The Theologian and The Philosopher
THE CONCLAVE Cardinal H. proposed as candidate. See the prophet's prediction re Cardinal R. Not good news. the prophet? The Mystic
THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH: AS THE FATHER GIVES US INSIGHT TO UNDERSTAND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
LOVE DOES MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY We are Sorry!
"Some see a problem; others an opportunity. Some see a mistake, blunder or failure; others a lesson well-learned." The Philosopher
PHILOSOPHICAL AND THEOLOGICAL WISDOM FROM: Our Liberal Uncle Bubba a/k/a Buford Borrigard Bonipart Bubbalalinsky S.T.D., S.T.L., Ph.D. & PDQ {Ex Officio Pontificus Maximus Loquitur Ex Cathedra In Contradicta Non Sequitur. Persona Non Grata in Vaticana} "THE MAN WHO GAVE THE WORDS LIBERAL AND PONTIFICATION A GOOD REPUTATION AGAIN"
WILL GERALD 'FATTY' FALWELL FORGIVE UNCLE BUBBA??? [Gerald. When yar co-hostin' Crossfire wink your left eye three times. Then I know ya be forgivin' me. Bubbie. Now, Gerald, ya been blinkin both eyes on Crossfire, ya gotta blink only the left eye three times. Ya know like winkin" Your Friend Bubbie]
Our Liberal Uncle Bubba's DON'T-DO-IT LIST...
[The man who makes Yogi Berra and Sam Goldwyn logicians.] {Speaking of Sam, "Best Wishes to Ann and family in the New Year.}
Historically, it is estimated, fanatical religious fundamentalism caused between 75% and 85% of all wars.
THE FUNDAMENTALIST: Remember the first three letters in fundamentalist spel 'FUN.' THE THEOLOGIAN: "So do the firt three letters in FUNeral."
Our founder describes it like this: "I am not a Christian. I have never met a Christian. (Chief Joseph---Nez Perce Indians) Because "Christian" assumes salvation is assured. Besides, I've only met people who designate themselves as such. Never met anyone who followed the liberal Gospel teaching, ideals, principles ethics and Commandments dictated by Jesus Christ. Have you? I try, but I am unsuccessful. I am just a weak man, struggling to evolve into a "CHRISTIAN.'' Hoping, if I continuously fail, but always resurrect my commitment; eventually I'll be reborn a Christian. In any event, no one knows whether or not they are a Christian until Judgment Day. If The Lord invites you into Paradise, then you are a Christian. Until then, I simply refer to myself as: A Gospel Follower of Jesus Christ."
IN PERILOUS TIMES,LIBERAL AND CONSERVATIVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS MUST ACT TOGETHER. OR YOU SEE, AMERICA IS NOT A NATION. IT'S A VERY LARGE FAMILY! United! As In The "United" States of America!
''Think American! Be American! Buy American!" 1970 Speech: The Buy-American Movement, By DRSJWJD
TELL US? IS IT THE BEGINNING OF A NEW BEGINNING; OR, THE BEGINNING OF THE END???
"Grave times command powerful words."
The Philosopher "We are talking about kids lives in Iraq. This is no time for silence." The Cynic
"The Price of Freedom Is ETERNAL VIGILANCE!"
"The Patriot"
Vigilance From Those Who Would Secretly Steal Liberty; Even In The Name Of National Security!
"The Veteran"
"Any Man Who Gives Up His Liberty For Security,
Is A Fool Who Deserves Neither!"
Benjamin Franklin
Headline
"Beware of False Prophets preaching a Gospel of Gold. It shines but is not of The Father's Light.
Unbriddled success bears its child Excess.
Love of greed feeds off off others' needs." the prophet? and The Mystric
"Those quick to condemn others, are quick to forgive themselves." The Philosopher
A D.C, politician said to a baseball player, "Now, Kid. If ya wanna be a star, ya need ta follow Zen Buddhism. It's simple, ya just gotta become the ball. Like 'BE THE BALL.'" The Player responded, "What are you one of em crazy liberals? Who wants to be the ball. I wanna be THE BAT, Stupid! I heard bout you guys." THE SATIRIST
"It's like my DADDY used ta say, 'Life's like time, when yur dead ya aint got enough; when yur live it dont matter much.' We burried him with his two favorite things a bible under one arm and the best bottle of Kentucky bourbon under the other..."
"Charles Dudley Warner was sayin 'Politics makes strange bedfellows.' But MAMA says 'Hell. Dem publicans are havin origamies.' And, Mama's, like the Pope; never wrong.
"It's like our MAMA always says, 'Some of em liberals are so moderate, they're MEDIAocre. And, I is gettin mad bout thiz markcist stuff. Only marckcists we liberals knowed is Groucho, Harpo, Polo and their brother Shields."
P.S. If yar gunna do sometin gettin Mama mad, for yur own sake, dont do it.
Its like the guy in at movie, Mama says 'Life is like a box of chokalates, you dont know exactly what yur gunna get, but fur sure yur gonna eat all thebox and get FATTER.Our Liberal Uncle Bubba Religion
"Religion, more than politics, is the sanctuary of scoundrels." The Theologian and The Philosopher
THE CONCLAVE Cardinal H. proposed as candidate. See the prophet's prediction re Cardinal R. Not good news. the prophet? The Mystic
THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH: AS THE FATHER GIVES US INSIGHT TO UNDERSTAND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
WARNING!!!
HANDS OFF: SENATOR BILL NELSON OF FLORIDA AND THE FILIBUSTER
Those of us who had serious political differences with Bill Nelson; nevertheless, always considered him a friend. We will rise to his defense in his 2006 reelection bid. "Fascists" in the opposition: "Lay-off the strong-arm tactics! They will backfire." Forewarned is forewarned. Let us hope the Blogosphere is paying attention to this Nazi-like attempt to kill America's filibuster. There are levels so low even in politics they are not entered. THE FORMER POLITICIAN THE CYNIC and ALL OF US
P.S. Someone, please, say the Mel Martinez rumors are not true. He was an aid to Nelson - who gave Martinez his start in politics. America needs no more Judases. Time for the Democrats to Rally!!!
CAUGHT IN A WEBBEE OF OUR OWN CREATION WHEN WE SCREW-UP, WE SCREW-UP REEEEEAAAAAAALLY BIG!!!
Unbeknownst to us, Webbie (sp?) Awards already exist. Unwittingly, we made fools of ourselves unilaterally presenting our own WEBBEE Awards. Get this. We were in the process of trade-marking them. Talk about ego, hubris and arrogance. As The Philosopher says, "Sometimes a good humiliation is the best teacher of humility." Please feel free to castigate us for our culpable ignorance; and, especially negligence. To those awarded a WEBBEE from us, please, accept our sincerest apologies. We will make it up to you ASAP. As for everyone else laughing at us, we ask your forgiveness also. We will try to do better next time. The last time our Webmaster was so embarrassed, he inadvertently grasped a nun on her upper torso. Yes. In front of 500 people, too.
LOVE DOES MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY We are Sorry! "the" and all of us
P.S. Thanks to Judy Woodruff for carrying the story on "Inside Politics." By the way, Judy, did you attend Bryn Mawr? You look so familiar. Hi, Al. How is your brother Fox? Can you believe it: Banned from Bryn Mawr for life! Talk about cruel and unusual punishment unrelated to the crime.
P.S. "the prophet?" expressed anxiety, "They wouldn't bring back Tuckie Carlson; would they? You know the "F" in Dick FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Chaney's name does not mean "Funny." He doesn't do funny, you know? Uncle Bubba, Rabbi M and The Mystic are counseling the poor agitated fellow over jug of "vhite lightnick."
As for everyone else laughing at us, we ask your forgiveness also. We will try to do better next time. The last time our Webmaster was so embarrassed, he inadvertently grasped a nun on her upper torso. Yes. In front of 500 people, too.
REGARDING CLOWNS AND NOSES
A dear friend of the Site visited yesterday bearing a gift. In reference to our faux pas of the Century. He reassured us time heals all wounds. After his departure, we rushed to open the fancily-wrapped adorned present. It contained "Red-Rubber Clown" noses with elastic attachments to encompass our cerebella. With this note: "Always check your work; then, recheck until you're positive it is without error. Then, check it again!!!"
A new sign will soon decorate our remembrance wall. Some volunteers participants alleged latex allergies; but to no avail. As Lou Dobbs says, "No Excuses. No Tears." They are speaking a new English form with heavy nasal intonations. Our volunteer Oscar insists they bear his moniker. To the contrary, retiree-volunteer "GRANNY" is asserting her own view.?!# Any ideas? Or, as Jim Lehrer says, "Thanks for your input."
In War, Our Children Perish ........
IN GOD WE TRUST BUT WITHOUT LIBERTY, THERE IS NO HOPE!
