"REMEMBER, YA DONT WANNA MAKE MAMA MAD," OUR LIBERAL UNCLE BUBBA
SOME PHILOSOPHICAL AND RELIGIOUS
WISDOM
AND SOME
COMMON CENTS
FROM:
FROM THE WOMAN WHO STARTED IT ALL
OUR MAMA
"And, Ouy Vhay! He aint the jokink or kiddink." Rabbi Moskovitz
"If Mama says its true, its true. Dont go again her. Caus its like walkin inta a burnin buildin." Uncle Bubba
"If the Mama tellink jou to do somethink, jou better beink doink it,;oooooor, gettink ready to meet jour Maker." Rabbi M
Mama's Favorite Weapon of Choice
"If ya aint got no manners, stay way from Mama. Caus Mama says,"We may be poor, but we aint rude. Someon with no manners gets panned.'" U. Bubba
Mama says, "God forgives, but not me!"
Mama says, " I used ta be one of em publicans, til they tried takin way my socialized security."
"A woman's gotta either have a man dumb nough ta work fur her, or her socialized security."
"It vas Mama who inventink the recipe fur da vhite lightnink. Contributink to da history." Rabbi Moe
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Mama's Family Coat of Arms
The Family Motto: "Fork em, befur they fork you!"
"Mama's second weapon of choice aint the nife ; yeah, its da...."
"When Mama says, 'FORK YOU!' she aint kiddin."
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"Hey, I aint makin fun of these guyz, der my relatives. Yeah. Da ones with the antlers. Jjus kiddin'. Their jus joshin and yarnin. Anyways, they said, it's great to be shootin at somethin that aint shootin back at ya, like in THE NAM." Uncle Bubba
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SPECIES OF NEANDERTHAL MAN NOT EXTINCT DISCOVERED ALIVE AND WELL IN D.C. ANTHROPOLOGIST NAME:"HOMO HASTERTUS AMERICANUS"
Uncle Bubba's Mama got mad, " I hate rude men's acts to the ladies. That Dennis [Sinned backwards] Hastert guy insulted Miss Nancy Pelosi, walkin away, when she was speakin her mind before the White House. A man with no respect aint the Merican way. Hastert better never enter my kitchen. I can wheeled a 15 pound cast-iron fryin pan like those Chinese Kamakazzes, Samarai Kamasutra warriors with em razor swords. One things fur sure, Hastert proves Neanderthaler man aint extinct." PS You do not want to make Mama mad.
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"Rabbi Moe got upset when we used vine bottlink fur the vhite lightnik. Sayin the jug makes it better. When Rabbi Moe (his knickname back in that shull place) speaks, we obey. Caus he's close to Gott.' Uncle Bubba
"This is Uncle Verne when he won dat 1957 National Gurnin Contest. Then we got mad at em when he bought em falsified teeth." Unlce Bubba
Like Uncle Bubba's Mama says, "I been tellin people the world aint roud, its flat. Its common cents. If it was round, wed all fall off. So, its gotta be flat like this Mr. Freeman proved. Da guyz a genius."Mama says, "Nice ta see Miss Condominium Price made the Secretary of the States. It just aint proper for a man ta be callin hisself a secretary. Ya no what I mean?"
MAMA SAYS:
"Er was lotsa Grafta befur and afta at nafta and cafta disasta - given us the shafta - like ey said on Lou Dobbs. I tell ya at Caffertynsky makes my heart beat like a drum. Hes a coutri boy I tell ya. But I ant no dulltress."
